I seriously need to learn how to use Flash. I have so many stories and ideas, it isn't even funny. Like yesterday, I was relaxing in my apartment when I pigeon landed on my balcony rail. He (she?) was looking into into my window, so I flashed him.

WHAT???

It's not beastiality...I think. Something like that would be great for a Flash quickie. Plus you'd get to see by boobs, which is always a nice seller. Also, I've been rattling around an idea of my making one of those MeetN'Fuck games, but for girls. Maybe make one about Tom Fulp or something. Is that genius or just plain creepy? I'm not sure.
Anyway, once I find out how to get my hands on a Flash program, I'll get right to it!

PS -- Why are these pigeons gang raping this guy? It's violence, not love! >:[